A Real McDuck Money Bin

In October, 2013, protesters in Switzerland poured eight million coins in the national square in Berne, to advocate for a minimum living guaranteed wage for all Swiss citizens.

Aside from playing with millions of coins in the streets, and pushing them around with brooms, those protesters are now selling all the coins — complete with a genuine Swiss Bank vault, to any interested party, effectively giving everyone the Scrooge McDuck Money Bin experience, albeit on a smaller scale.  The face value of the coins is about 400,000 Swissbucks, so you’ve got at least that much guaranteed value in it — but if you buy the safe, add another couple hundred thousand Swiss francs worth of nickels, and make a fortune renting it out to people who want to dive into a money bin…wait, I guess that might not be such a good idea.